Забавна простотия

[Yo The Real]

На сингли ми звучи добре... в мен ли е проблема?

[fracture]

Знам какво означава думата curve на английски, но асоциацията й на български с тази картинка си е за темата:

Редактирано Март 3, 2017 от fracture

[bmo]

[Baby Thomas]

Материалът е копиран от сайта на SD.

 

10 Signs You May Be Addicted To Guitar Modding

As everyone knows, the first step is admitting you have a problem. But guitar modding addiction is, as yet, unrecognised by the medical and psychiatric fields. If you think you might need help, examine our list of symptoms to help you make your diagnosis.

• You meet someone who says she is interested in working with ceramics. “Me too,” you reply. “I really like the Invader, the Distortion and the Custom.” She backs away.
• When you try out a guitar in a store, you don’t even bother plugging it in. You know you’ll be ripping all the electrics out on NGD anyway, so why bother?
• You think “smoking pot” is when you hold the soldering iron on a casing for too long when you’re attaching a ground wire.
• Your kitchen drawers all look like this:
  
• Your doctor asks if you are an “active person.” He looks worried when you reply that you “have a lot of Blackouts.”
• A friend tells you he knows a place with “great strippers.” “Awesome!” you say. “Will they pull the sleeving off those fiddly little humbucker wires?” He decides not to take you with him.
• You have two calluses on your tongue from testing 9V batteries.
• Someone at work asks you if you have a 401K. You say “No, but I’ve got plenty of both 250K and 500K in my bag if those will do?”
• Your fridge magnets are all little grey metal rectangles with Sharpie markings like “A8″ and “UOA5″ on them. And they’re all just holding up wiring diagrams.
• You’re reading this while you wait for your soldering iron to heat up.

[kulov]

[ciriljhonson]

[Evtim Djerekarov]

^ Супер яко. Май няма никой, който да не свири на клипа .

[Baby Thomas]

[Георги Тотев]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTtswoWkGQU

[Mefistofel82]

В отговор на видеото от Baby Thomas:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEodtWN7Xb0

[Baby Thomas]

Малмстийн анализира (разбирай плюе яко) произведения на известни китаристи/групи (Сатриани, Дрийм Тиътър, Металика, Пантера и т.н.) в списание от 1994 г.:

 

http://www.metalinjection.net/latest-news/drama/yngwie-malmsteen-shits-on-metallica-pantera-death-more-musicians-in-a-1994-guitar-world-article

[ArthurDent]

Ингви е голям задник, никога не съм го харесвал. Ето и друго доказателство, прочетете втората част:

http://metalhangar18.com/site/dvadeset-godini-bez-kris-oliva.mh18

 

Иначе, ето едни ревюта от едно време, които сега изглеждат меко казано странни
 

Редактирано Март 25, 2017 от ArthurDent

[Георги Тотев]

Shredding  ... new kind of level:

 

http://9gag.com/gag/appR4WW

[Sonny]

[Heartman]